Being N Dubz (being pricks more like it)

Take a look at these pricks

If like me you thought N Dubz were the biggest pricks walking this earth before watching their recent Channel 4 show (ingeniously title “Being N Dubz”) then you were wrong they are even bigger pricks than that.

Dappy, Fazer and Tulisa make up the group N Dubz and their documentary style programme tragically saw its last episode air last night which is sad because I was only a few more episodes away from planning a mission to hunt the fuckers down and have them beaten to within an inch of their lives.

Hate is a strong word but to say I hate N Dubz wouldn’t be enough. They come from humble beginnings but that’s where it stops they simply couldn’t be more up their own arses if they tried conceited, arrogant, self-absorbed obnoxious and over-confident despite a severe lack of talent.

They talk as if they are making music that will last forever but with lyrics like “I’ve been searching all over Facebook and I can’t seem to find you” something tells me they aren’t quite up there with Bob Marley or Bob Dylan just yet.

If the plan of the documentary was to make them look down to earth and likeable they failed miserably.

Is he a Jew? You better believe it

The fat fuck that manages (Jonathan Shalit) them you might recognize remember a MTV show called “Totally Boyband” yeah I didn’t think so anyway it was this musical genius’ idea  to make a boy band comprised of former failed boy band members and turn it into a TV show which lasted about as long as the band did.

He is responsible for Charlotte Church among other acts and is a prime example of someone who would try to sell you a bag of shit if he thought it was feasible.

If your reading and this and thinking I’m wrong that I’ve somehow not seen N Dubz as the brilliant innovative artists they are and that they really are nice people deep down then I urge you just to read the part title “Controversy” on their wikipedia page and tell me they don’t sound like the biggest cunts ever.

And get this not only was their last dj accused of rape but now their drummer has been to court on allegations of sexual assault.

They are setting a great example for the kids don’t you think?

Published in: on July 27, 2010 at 11:50 am  Comments (2)  
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Why you be dressing like that? – Ras Kass feat Mel Gibson

Ras Kass makes fun of Mel “the dunk racist misogynist” Gibson and why not.

Published in: on July 15, 2010 at 10:17 am  Leave a Comment  
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The Dark Side of Freemasonry – Bill Cooper

No one man should have all that power (is Reggie Bush tapping Amber Rose?)

My favourite website for all things factual (I’m joking of course) is reporting that Amber Rose was seen out with Reggie Bush (damn first Kim Kardash now Amber damn homie) according to which is interesting because I suspected Kanye to be a raging homosexual so I never really believe they were a couple. However let’s not jump the gun just yet after all we don’t have any proof do we but if this is true then it’s interesting. Did Amber Rose and Kanye ever really have a proper relationship and if they did what was the nature of it?For all we know he just weren’t hitting it right.

Anyhow looks like Reggie Bush has moved on from Kim and is sliding up in Rose now damn it’s a tough job but somebody’s got to do it I guess lol

Yeah I can’t lie I’m hating fuck you Reggie you lucky bastard! lol

Hold up wasn’t there some inexplicable link between Reggie Bush and good ol’ George W Bush ah yes let the brother Black Dot break it down for you. Not that this has anything to do with the fact that he might be fucking Amber Rose but just watch it anyway it’s very interesting.

Published in: on July 6, 2010 at 10:12 am  Leave a Comment  
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They are trying to make Dave Chappelle seem crazy again

Chappelle famously had an unexplained meltdown in 2005, walking away from a $50 million (£33million) contract  with Comedy Central to produce two more seasons of his hit sketch comedy series, Chappelle Show.

He was later located in South Africa and denied reports he was on drugs, saying his disappearance was due to a combination of stress and creative angst over the ideas for his show.

Now that you have read that I suggest you watch these videos

Now look at these TMZ scumbags following Dave Chappelle you can see that Chappelle is obviously not comfortable by the way they can find him anytime they want.

Don’t believe the hype Hollywood tried to get Chappelle down with their agenda but he wasn’t with it so what do they do? They label him crazy because he walked away from a $50m deal and went to Africa but that price was not enough for Dave to sell his soul to these sick fucks.

Notice how the article says “Troubled Comedian” the media are always doing this to people who refuse to play the game remember Chappelle himself says in one of the clips above that that is the best way to discredit someone Chappelle has dropped alot of potent information on us and they need to make him look like a loon.

Don’t believe anything you read and certainly not from a website like fucking TMZ or Media takeout.

Hold ya head Dave,

Published in: on July 5, 2010 at 11:56 am  Leave a Comment  
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Rick Ross has a new track with Jay-z called Freemason?

Do these men have a soul left?

Surely this is someone playing a sick joke. Recently a rumored tracklisting for Rick Ross’ new album “Teflon Don” has been circling the net and low and behold track number two is called Free Mason with features none other than the god (anti-christ) Jay Hova himself.

I’m really at a loss for words over this but I’m guessing it’s not real but you never know.

[EDIT: Scratch that it looks pretty real to me]

Have a watch of this documentary about Freemasons it’s very insightful and revealing and I must say also very accurate. Trust this shit ain’t nothing to play with